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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    big ol' Jed in a line-up dont carry me too far away...

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away...

    The story:

    For years my sister and I had been huge Steve Miler Band fans, we both liked the same songs and sang the same lyrics. One day at a track meet that I was competing in, I brought my CD to get energized before my race. I was singing loudly and dancing around like I often do, not knowing that the words I was singing were completly off. A friend of mine who was also a big Steve Miller fan, unable to control her laughter, confronted me and told me the right lyrics. I denied the truth, and to this day still think about poor big ol' Jed, and hope hes doing ok now that hes been carried away from the line-up to his new home in prison.

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