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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "big 'ol Chet had a light on"

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: "Big 'ol jet airliner"

    The story:

    Actually, a friend confided in me years ago that he had mis-read those lyrics. I didn't see this submission on the list so I thought I'd contribute. I got a kick out of his "lyrics" and when I told my 11 year old son about them this afternoon (song came on the radio) he couldn't stop laughing. Then I told him about the "kiss this guy" thing which I had misread for years until I was in my early 20's. Found your site today and decided to add the "Jet Airliner" misquote.

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