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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    beagle in Carolina, can't carry me too far away.

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away.

    The story:

    Singing along in the car and my roommate turned to me with a look of amused incredulity to ask, "What did you say??"

    When she told me the real lyrics I could only blink and say, "Well, yeah, I guess that makes a lot more sense."

    Then again, given the era in which the song it was written, it did seem entirely realistic that the singer would try to ride a beagle.

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