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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Are you gettin it? I'm a gay woman/ I'm a girly man!

    Artist: Def Leppard
    Real Lyric: Are you gettin it? Armageddon it!

    The story:

    My friend and I were listening to the Sirius radio channels and it came on. We were all excited because it was Def Leppard, but when the chorus came on I freaked out and screamed, "Did he just say I'm a gay woman???" And Gwen pointed to the screen and said, "Tori... the name of the song is ARMAGEDDON IT. That's PROBABLY what they're saying." So now I tell everyone that they're saying "I'm a girly man", just so I can hear them sing it and look stupid like I did.

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