tori_ruthless's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Sex Pistols	God Save The Queen	God save the queenThe fascist regimeThey made you a moronAND TOUCH YOUR WIFE'S BUM!	God save the queenHer fascist regimeThey made you a moronPotential h-bomb
Def Leppard	Armageddon It	Are you gettin it? I'm a gay woman/ I'm a girly man!	Are you gettin it? Armageddon it!
Elton John	Tiny Dancer	Count the headlice on the highway	Count the headlights on the highway
Rolling Stones	Start Me Up	You got me licking Mikhail Gorbachev.	You got me ticking gonna blow my top.
Duran Duran	Hungry Like The Wolf	High up on Germ-X and your skin is so tight.	High blood drumming on your skin it's so tight.
Eddie Money	Take Me Home Tonight	Kissing my karate sack...	Just like Ronnie said...
Van Halen	Panama	Ah-Choo! Burning down the avenue...	Hot shoe! Burning down the avenue...
Blondie	Heart of Glass	Your tears are like a dildo.	You teasing like you do