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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And when the Holy Windshield Wiper gets me...

    Real Lyric: Into the hole, in which she finally gets me...

    The story:

    Playing "Agents in Fortune" in the kitchen - it was
    in the CD player - as self-defence against Celine
    Bloody Dion coming on the radio. Set the LP to
    random play. Started singing along with "Vera
    Gemini". Then a BOC-savvy dinner guest tapped me on
    the shoulder and explained to me that "Holy
    Windshield Wiper" is not the correct lyric...

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    Wow you were way off

    Seikatsu5 Feb 22, 2013 1:09 am