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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And she stirs his tea with countenance while discussing fallen trains.

    Artist: Kinks
    Real Lyric: And she stirs his tea with councillors while discussing foreign trade.

    The story:

    I wasn't sure how a train can "fall" so I looked it up. I couldn't find anything, so I asked my Mum about it. She wasn't sure what the Kinks were talking about either. The next time we listened to the song I pointed it out, and how my parents laughed - I laughed too - it was "foreign trade", not "fallen trains". As for the "countenance" rather than "councillors" part, that was another error although it wasn't as embarrassing, I just looked up the lyrics for that.

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