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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    [...]We're half way there
    Livin' on a highway
    Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
    Livin' on a highway[...]

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Real Lyric: [...]We're half way thereLivin' on a prayerTake my hand and we'll make it - I swearLivin' on a prayer [...]

    The story:

    I visited my new boyfriend in Manchester for the first time and stayed for the weekend. My first weekend up there.

    He suggested that I should pick a CD to listen to while he was doing the washing up. Being a musician he insisted that I wear headphones to pick up all the details of the different songs.

    I went though his immaculate CD collection and found this old Bon Jovi record he was ready to through away. Happy that I found the only song I "knew inside out" I asked him to put the CD on for me. When "my song" came along my little off-key voice started to roar along to the chorous "We're half way there, livin' on a highway"... A horror-stricken face appeard from the kitchen...

    I have never seen this CD again nor did I get the headphones...

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