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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    sleep with one thigh open
    bite on your pillow tight

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: sleep with one eye open hugging your pillow tight



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    While singing along with a co-worker present, I became aware of the look on his face and how it implied that I was deranged in some way. I was only able to offer in my defense that surely a heavy metal band would include a reference to rough sex in a lyric . . . Or is that just me?

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