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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    (If you drive a car) I'll tax the street
    (If you drive at sixty) I'll tax your speed...

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Taxman
    Real Lyric: (If you drive a car) I'll tax the street(If you try to sit) I'll tax your seat...

    The story:

    I heard the song this way, and it certainly made sense based on the previous line, and I will still occasionally sing it that way by mistake as I've been doing it for so long. For some reason all the Beatles' books agree on the "seat" lyric.

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