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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "...Dreams of dragon's fire, and of baked apple pie, yeah!"

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: "...Dreams of dragon's fire, and of things that will bite, yeah"



    The story:

    In an attempt to surprise & impress a guy that always viewed me as just a nerdy, cautious, predictable, "easy listening" music fan, I put on Metallica's "Enter Sandman". With a coy smile that said "See how cool I REALLY am!", I turned it up loud and proceeded to confidently & passionately belt out the lyrics "...and of baked apple pie, yeah!!!!" I also sounded more like Elmer Fudd during the "Hush little baby don't say a word & nevermind that noise you heard..." verse. So, so cool huh?

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    lmfao

    KaiteTheTaterFairy Sep 23, 2012 4:29 pm