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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're such a good friend...

    Artist: Cranberries
    Song: Linger
    Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you...

    The story:

    Doesn't seem funny or possible at all, does it? Well this version was performed by my sister-in-law who has retained her country twang Texas roots. Think - Reba, Winona or some other female country singer and then split "friend" into no less than two syllables...the improbable becomes possible. None-the-less, the whole family (okay, just me) has sarcastically abused her for years.

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