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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "You're pumping gas - it' true"

    Artist: Faith No More
    Real Lyric: "You're perfect, yes, it's true"



    The story:

    Nothing too embarrassing. "Midlife crises" is not the type of song that anyone can sing at any given time (and especially not in public). But it's a bit funny how the meaning differs; "pumping gas" (farting heavy and repeatedly) is quite the opposite of "being perfect" :)

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