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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're cheesing like a dead bird

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: You teasing like you do

    The story:

    I asked my mom, "How do you cheese like a dead bird?" She asked my why I wanted to know and when I explained she just told me no one knew what she was saying, but she was pretty sure that wasn't it. (Well before the internet, of course.) I did, over the years, ask numerous people what they thought she was saying. By the time I was done with them, over 20 people now believe the lyrics to be, "Cheesing like a dead bird!"

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