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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You want a Croissan'Wich

    Artist: Fleetwood Mac
    Song: Hold Me
    Real Lyric: You hold the percentage

    The story:

    I was listening to the Fleetwood Mac Greatest Hits CD at my desk at work and one of my coworkers asked what I had been saying during that line. I told her "You want a Croissan'Wich which makes no sense to me because all of a sudden they seem to be singing about food from Burger King". All she could do was laugh and then she proceeded to print out the lyrics to the entire song for me so I could sing the song properly.

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