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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You fill out my census

    Artist: John Denver
    Song: Annie's Song
    Real Lyric: You fill up my senses

    The story:

    When I was singing along at the top of my lungs in the movie theater while watching the helium rendition in My Best Friend's Wedding, I noticed that I was the only one singing those lyrics.

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    Again, "You fill out your census" is one of the lines in a Capitol Steps song, wherein Tiger Woods complains about describing his mixed ancestry on the census form.

    Prodigy Apr 07, 2008 1:16 pm