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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You don't waste no time at all
    Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
    It comes to you as to us all
    We're just waiting
    For the amateur four

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: You don't waste no time at allDon't hear the bell but you answer the callIt comes to you as to us allWe're just waitingFor the hammer to fall



    The story:

    I always thought this was a nasty take at any other poor quality four piece band. (Originally The Beatles) and thought it was in very poor taste. Especially as The Beatles were one of my faves. A pastiche of the "Fab Four". Oh how wrong (maybe) I was.

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