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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You cheating armadillo

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: You teasing like you do

    The story:

    I was utterly distracted by my incredibly important job as a Beardy
    Policeman in the Vancouver Transit Police and didn't realise I was
    singing Blondie under my breath as I harassed random foreigners.
    When I reached this line in the song the mad Irish woman I was
    harassing at the time halted me, only to point out that I had in fact
    been singing the song incorrectly. As you can imagine I was
    mortified and promptly let her go.

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