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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You and I,
    Will never die...

    Artist: Oasis
    Real Lyric: You and I,Will live and die...



    The story:

    My friend and I were obsessing over Oasis.. And I had thought that it said "you and I, will never die" so I thought it would be funny if they played that song at band members funerals, as in that case the lyrics would be ironic... and I said in a tone implying it was going to lead to an amusing conclusion "I wonder how people would feel if they played this at their funeral..?" (getting ready to mention how ironic it would be)

    my friend then said "Probably devastated, esp when 'you and I will live and die' comes into it"
    "Because....." I stopped mid sentence with nothing else to say.. as my joke was flawed... now the amused tone seemed inappropriate... and I didn't want to admit I had thought the words were something else... then I got paranoid that she had said that because all that time it had annoyed her that I sang it wrong, when we'd burst into sing alongs...

    so I just stared into the distance and acted thoughtful and said "yeah..."

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