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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Yeah, I swear it looks alright,
    I bet them super soaker boys will make em hold on tight.

    Song: Helena Beat
    Real Lyric: Yeah yeah and Iím alright.I took a sip of something poisoned but Iíll hold on tight.

    The story:

    I heard this song on the radio, and knew those couldn't be the real lyrics, My friend was laughing at me when i sang them, so I then asked "Well what are the real lyrics" needless to say he didn't know either, but we both know that wasn't the right ones. :)

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