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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With the lights out, it's sex dangerous
    Here we are now, in contianers
    Life is stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, in containerd
    I'm a lion
    I'm a vinyl
    I'm a skittle
    Not a beatle

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerousHere we are now, entertain usI feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain usA mulattoAn albinoA mosquitoMy libido



    The story:

    i was with my best friend in the shopping center, singing quietly to myself, next thing i know my friend has keeled over laughing. once he recovered he told me the real lyrics

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    comment please

    Aeromixmaster Sep 17, 2014 10:59 pm