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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When we kissed goodbye I farted, I knew we'd never meet again.......someday when we meet up yonder, we'll stroll hand-in-hand again, in a land that knows no farting, blue eyes cryin' in the rain..

    Artist: Willie Nelson
    Real Lyric: When we kissed goodbye and parted, I knew we'd never meet again.......someday when we meet up yonder, we'll stroll hand-in-hand again, in a land that knows no parting, blue eyes cryin' in the rain..



    The story:

    I knew this was the wrong lyric, however I used to sing it that way to amuse myself. Since this song is easy to learn on the guitar I would often teach it to beginners to learn simple blues picking. I became so accustomed to my twisted lyric it was unlikely for me to use the original ones leading to puzzled looks from a student who were not familiar with the song at all.

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