When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, let some more in!

The story:

I was singing the song with my dad and when he heard what I was saying he started to laugh. I told him that I knew the song had been a hit, but that I thought that the people who liked the song must have been a little weird!
Now that I know the correct lyrics, my opinion hasn't changed! I mean, "When the stars make you drool just like a pizza fazool, that's amore" C'mon!