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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What do you think you'll do there
    You'll get your sheep down the plain
    It'll take you a couple of hot urine tablets
    To get you on your feet again

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: What do you think you'll do thereI bet they shoot down your planeIt'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To get you on your feet again

    The story:

    An Elton John fan from way back, I asked my mum what a hot urine tablet was...she collapsed in hysterics...I was 18!

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