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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We can dance, we can dance everybody take off your pants

    Song: Safety Dance
    Real Lyric: We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands



    The story:

    I had believed this to be the correct lyrics for YEARS, but it was only when my friends and I decided to do a safety dance medley on-stage for the talent fest at school that I found out that, no, that was not, in fact, the correct lyric. For some reason none of them picked it up in rehearsals but when we got on-stage to sing it, when I sang the line, the whole hall went quiet and my friends all turned to look at me...I was horrified. I will never forget this lyrics as long as I live.

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