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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Watch them run down Batpole One,
    Catch the 8.30 train to Batman & Son

    Artist: Cat Stevens
    Real Lyric: Watch them run down Platform One,Catch the 8.30 train to Matthew & Son



    The story:

    It was the height of the Batman series on television, and we were at Guide Camp and we were singing the Cat Stevens hit when our Guide Captain suddenly realised what the real words were - she had been out and bought the record for her son who was an ardent Batman fan!

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