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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Was it destiny
    I don't know yet
    Was it just by chance
    That the speakers met?

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: Was it destinyI don't know yetWas it just by chanceCould this be kismet?

    The story:

    I was singing to the album in my car just after passing my driving test. All my mates were in the car and when I sang this line they laughed at me. I didn't even know that there was such a word as 'kismet'!

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