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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Warm smell of coitus
    Rising up through the air

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitasRising up through the air

    The story:

    Hey, I'm a northeasterner, almost as far from California as you can get without having a maple leaf on the national flag. I didn't know what colitas were. I'd never heard of them.

    I didn't think "coitus" was really the right word either, but that's sure what it sounded like to me.

    I discovered the real lyrics when I was jamming with some friends and we happened to play "Hotel California." At the end of the song I asked the guy who sang, "Hey Mark, what the hell are colitas?"

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