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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Walk or die

    Artist: Streetheart
    Real Lyric: One more time

    The story:

    Sorry if Streetheart seem like an obscure contribution; I had to
    do some Net research to figure out that it was this Winnipeg
    band that burned hot with seven albums in four years before
    breaking up in 1983.

    I can't remember the venue in which I heard it but it must have
    been getting some serious Can Con play (Canadian content on
    the radio) in 1982. The hooks of the song are the staccato
    refrain, "One -- More Time. Get it up. One. More Time." I must
    have heard the song five or six times before I asked somebody
    who's playing that "Walk or Die" song. Once I heard it as "Walk.
    Or Die" I couldn't UN-hear it...or UN-imagine the overbearing
    hall monitor that must be the subject of the song.

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