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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons

    Artist: The Tokens
    Song: Wimoweh
    Real Lyric: Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh

    The story:

    Both my 6 and 8 year olds asked me on separate occasions why "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" sings about Tim Hortons, and would dance around the basement chanting to the music. One speculated, "maybe he had all that coffee before and couldn't sleep"
    They are still doubtful about the correct lyrics.

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