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    Ti, a drink with gin and bread

    Artist: Julie Andrews
    Song: Do Re Mi
    Real Lyric: Ti, a drink with jam and bread

    The story:

    My husband and I were discussing earworms--those annoying
    songs that go round and round in your head and won't go away. He
    said his most recent affliction was Do Re Mi, and proceeded to sing
    it. When he came to "Ti, a drink with gin and bread," I fell on the
    floor laughing at the thought of angelic Julie Andrews singing about
    gin to all those children. His reaction? "I always wondered why
    someone would have bread with gin."

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