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    The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the windThe ants are a-blowin' in the wind.

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the windThe answer is blowin' in the wind.



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    The song heard when I use the Dyson vacuum to remove ant trails.

    Chunkboi Jul 29, 2013 5:08 pm


    lmao! This cracked me up! :D

    emmiepoptastic Mar 31, 2013 10:21 pm


    This reminds of a funny mix-up of two common expressions that my Filopino friend had said to her hubby. They were in seperate cars at a stop sign and she could have said "Eat my dust" or "I am going to blow you away" but instead she said, "I am going to blow you in the dust".

    tgelinas Jan 03, 2012 7:35 pm


    Poor ants, don't want to get in the way of those if they blow onto you, ouch!

    DXMarx Mar 01, 2011 12:15 pm


    I tell you truely my friend that the time is coming and now is when the ants will be blowing in the Wind. The ants will be blowing in the Wind.

    Rachel_vmt Oct 18, 2009 9:31 pm


    I tell you truely my friend that the time is coming and now is when the ants will be blowing in the Wind. The ants will be blowing in the Wind.

    Rachel_vmt Oct 18, 2009 9:10 pm


    Those poor ants :( lmao

    illicitdanger Jan 17, 2009 9:27 pm