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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tell me what am I supposed to be
    Another godd***Jew

    Artist: Disturbed
    Real Lyric: Tell me what am I supposed to beAnother godd*** drone



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    Fortunately, I realized how massively offensive that would be and looked it up immediately after hearing the song for the first time. I never sing aloud anyway so I would never have gotten caught. ;) But I would have had to throw away the cd. :(

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