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    Talk about cool whip

    Artist: Lipps, Inc.
    Song: Funky Town
    Real Lyric: Talk about, talk aboutTalk about movin'



    The story:

    I like to listen to old one hit songs and had a burned CD with a bunch of them. My son, 10 at the time, really liked the song. He told me, one day, "it's a cool song, but I don't know why anyone would sing about Cool Whip." I asked him what the heck he was talking about and he proceeded to start singing the lyrics with "cool whip" instead of "movin'." I about peed my pants, I was laughing so hard.

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