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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take me down to the very last city
    where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...

    Artist: Guns N' Roses
    Real Lyric: Take me down to Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...

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    I always heard it this way too and I used to think the song was some sort of post-apocalyptic Mad-Max kind of story where the world was full of radiation and ugly mutants except for the one remaining city where there there was no radiation so the grass was still green and the girls were still pretty (instead of being mutant monster women).

    AlanBrickman Dec 28, 2008 3:21 am