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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Stitched up tights, cacky feet....

    Artist: Roxy Music
    Real Lyric: Stitched up tight, can't get free...



    The story:

    This gave me a mental image of the impeccably
    fashionable Brian Ferry copping off with a skank
    who can't be bothered to replace her pantyhose
    when they've seen better days, nor does she have
    an acceptable pedicure routine. Indeed, the image
    was one of disgusting unwashed feet with unkempt
    toenails tearing a hole in the toes of her tights
    (pantyhose) which she has roughly sewn up with
    needle and thread... and she'd be wearing open-
    toed shoes. This mental image made me shudder for
    years. And still does even after looking up the
    proper words. It's too ingrained now. Just like
    the dirt on her feet...

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