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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Stand up for your rice.

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Real Lyric: Get up. Stand up.Stand up for your rights.



    The story:

    My girlfriend sang this out loud whilst listening to it on a walkman in a railway carriage in Italy. Still as one guy remarked, "It's the same thing isn't it?"
    She was German, so can be excused, and also thought that Dire Straits wanted their money for nothing and chips for free.

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