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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So wash your vice away with dirt

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: So wash your face away with dirt

    The story:

    One word changed everything. Figured it meant
    replacing one vice with another, Hetfield was a
    heavy drinker back then, so it made sense to me.
    Eventually, I searched the lyrics online and I was
    extremely disappointed, like a kid finding out
    there's no tooth fairy. One of many songs where
    what I misheard sounds better to me and I almost
    refuse to acknowledge the actual lyric.

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