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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So I start my mission, leave my residence
    Thinking "How can I get some def precedence"

    Song: Paid in Full
    Real Lyric: So I start my mission, leave my residenceThinking "How can I get some dead presidents"



    The story:

    I always heard/sang this song wrong until my friends girlfriend patiently explained to me that a "dead president" was paper money, so named because of the pictures on the bills. The really embarrassing part is that I had no idea why she explained all of this to me and I didn't "get" what it had to do with the song - until a year later. It took that long to sink in. I still sing it wrong even though I know better.

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