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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    smelling like a traffic spoon

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: smellin' like a dry fish bone

    The story:

    They sing it so much faster than the original, you can't understand half of what James is saying anyway! I actually didn't know the original lyric until I googled it, I just went by what I thought it sounded like. I figured it was incorrect, I just didn't care. I've never heard of a traffic spoon, it made no sense to me, I just didn't care. I ignored most of Metallica's stuff from the black album until Death Magnetic.
    For the record, I also thought the intro sounded like: "Riddly liddly saddly on a saddly moany, I was dreaming I was Al Ca-po-oan".

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