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    Slippin' into Delilah

    Artist: Jonas Brothers
    Song: Burnin' Up
    Real Lyric: Slippin' into the lava

    The story:

    I asked my daughter who Delilah was. I was actually very offended by the song until I realized that it wasn't sexual.

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    Yeah those nasty Jonas Brothers. The second half to "Hey there Delilah". I'm Slippin into Delilah, and Im gonna try to keep from bustin a rubber.

    JMonkey Aug 04, 2009 11:14 am