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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Sing for the laughter, sing volunteer

    Artist: Aerosmith
    Song: Dream On
    Real Lyric: Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear

    The story:

    In a car driving around one Saturday night with three of my friends with the car stereo at max:
    Dude, what did you just say?
    Did you just say "Volunteer"?
    Five straight minutes of laughter and my friends trying to catch their breath. The driver turned off the stereo and had to pull the car over because he was crying so hard.

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    This has got to be the funniest "Dream On" story I've heard. :)

    AerosmithForever2000 Aug 24, 2012 4:18 pm