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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's always buzzing just like Neil Young, Neil Young

    Artist: John Mayer
    Song: Neon
    Real Lyric: She's always buzzing just like neon, neon



    The story:

    My sister let me borrow her CD--the periodic table of elements on the cover should have been enough to tip me off, but just in case, she pointed quite clearly to the song title, as well.

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    This is dumb. So are you.

    yumpy9 May 13, 2009 6:29 am