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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Seasick Asian man

    Artist: Johnny Rivers
    Real Lyric: Secret agent man

    The story:

    One day it was on the radio in the car
    and i was singing, and my dad all the
    sudden started laughing,and explaied that
    it wasnt seasick asian man, but rather,
    secret agent man. Now it makes sense why
    it was in the film austin powers, for a
    while i couldnt figure out why.

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    I also thought it was Secret Asian Man.

    willallen25 Jul 04, 2011 11:17 pm

    I thought it was "secret asian man".

    andy719 Feb 02, 2010 12:04 am

    This is a parody done by Bob Rivers

    triviadj Sep 27, 2009 11:48 pm

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:30 am

    Theres a man who eats squid and capers, with every cabbage he eats he farts and kills a stranger. He watches his intake , but god he likes to eat snake. He's seasick Asian Man.

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:30 am