The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: By no means average
The Misheard: By no means Zach Braff
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Real Lyric: We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
The Misheard: We've gotta let go of all of our clothes
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Real Lyric: Before your bridges burn
The Misheard: Before you break the sperm
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Real Lyric: Praise Him all creatures here below
The Misheard: Praise Him all creatures, Cheerios!
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Real Lyric: As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be
The Misheard: As it was in all the ditties is now and ever shall be
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Real Lyric: They've got electric boots, a mohair suit. You know I read it in a magazine.
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs. Her ma has too. You know they're ready when they act insane!
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Real Lyric: Sharif don't like it/Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Sharee, I'm dyin'/What could you ask for
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Real Lyric: I could sink a little drink and shot out, "She's with me!"
The Misheard: I could sink a little drink and shout out, "Shivaree!"
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Real Lyric: Bleed all my blood out for you Be taken ransom, under the knife's edge Pay all the ransom for you Do the hard times for you
The Misheard: Bleed on my brudda for ya Be takin' lobsters while the the knife says Be all the risen for ya Do the hop-bop for ya
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Real Lyric: Here comes the mirror man Says he's a people fan Here comes the mirror man
The Misheard: Here comes the pyramid Says he's a pickle fan Here comes the pyramid!
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