The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ri-fol, Ri-fol, tol-de-riddle-li-do
The Misheard: A lime, a lime, a horrid little lime.
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Real Lyric: All I heard was silence
The Misheard: All I heard were solids
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Real Lyric: But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire
The Misheard: But he also was the kind of teacher we men would desire
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Real Lyric: Her eyes, her eyes were as vacant as the seas, yeah.
The Misheard: Her ice, her eyesore is bacon as the seas, yeah.
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Real Lyric: Salvation a-la-mode and a cup of tea
The Misheard: Salvation all at home, and a couple of teeth
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a pebble by the river, playing guitar. Wonderin' if we're really ever gonna get that far.
The Misheard: Sitting on a pebble by the river playing guitar. Watchin' the parade and we're gonna get that far.
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit/You know I read it in a magazine
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs under her suit/You know I read it in a magazine
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Real Lyric: Sing with me Sing for the years Sing for the laugh and sing for the tears
The Misheard: Swing with me Swing for the years Swing for the laugh and swing for the tears
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love
The Misheard: Can't buy me loaf
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Real Lyric: What do you think you'll do then/I bet that'll shoot down your plane/It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics/To set you on your feet again
The Misheard: What do you think you'll do then/You're practicing down the plain/It'll take you a couple of accurate talents/To get you on your feet again
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