The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Chaka Khan, let me rock you, let me rock you, Chaka Khan!
The Misheard: Suck a tongue, let me rock you, let me rock you, suck a tongue!
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Real Lyric: It's a safe assumption that you'd want to save me now but I'll never face castration..
The Misheard: It's a safe assumption that you'd want to see me now but I'll have a face castration..
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Real Lyric: Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever?
The Misheard: Straight up now tell me do you really want love treats for breakfast?
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Real Lyric: I had my hair piled high
The Misheard: I had my hair pie tght
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Real Lyric: And i give up forever to touch you.
The Misheard: And i give up forever the tissue.
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Real Lyric: I can't belive you kiss your car goodnight.......
The Misheard: I can't belive you kiss your c**k at night
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Real Lyric: and all my love... you can depend
The Misheard: and all my love, you candypen
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Real Lyric: Where's your head at?
The Misheard: Where's your hair-net?
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Real Lyric: Here comes the hotstepper, murderer, I'm the lyrical gangsta, murderer.
The Misheard: Here comes the hotstepper, turn it up, I'm the leprechaun gangsta, turn it up.
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Real Lyric: I got ladyfingers, baby I got kid gloves, baby I got heart
The Misheard: I got Ladyfingers, baby I got Keeblers, baby I got Elves
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