The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Swing swing swing from the tangles of My heart is crushed by a former love
The Misheard: Swing swing swing from the table sawMy heart is crushed by a four wheeler
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Real Lyric: Oz never did give nothin' to the tin-man
The Misheard: Now I'se never did give nothin' to the tin man
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Real Lyric: "alligator lizards in the air"
The Misheard: "while the guitar wizards in the air"
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Real Lyric: I watched the sky turn to paper maché like shapes
The Misheard: I watched the sky turn to paper mache like sh**
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Real Lyric: Ventura Highway, in the sunshine
The Misheard: Venture the highways, in the sunshine
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Real Lyric: It's my fault when you're blind.
The Misheard: It must suck when you're blind.
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Real Lyric: Move along, move along like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along just to make it through Move along Move along
The Misheard: Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you doAnd even when your hope is goneMow the lawn, mow the lawn just to make it throughMow the lawnMow the lawn
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Real Lyric: Move along, move along just to make it through Move along Move along
The Misheard: Mow the lawn, mow the lawn just to make it throughMow the lawnMow the lawn
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Real Lyric: Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of...
The Misheard: Swing, swing, swing from the table-side...
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Real Lyric: I been one poor correspondent
The Misheard: I've been once more, more despondent
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