The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Go around a time or two Just to waste more time with you
The Misheard: Go around to tie my shoeJust to waste more dimes with you
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Real Lyric: And if you’re so strong you might as well just do it alone
The Misheard: And if you’re so strongyour mothers will just do it alone
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Real Lyric: I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you
The Misheard: "I go around to tie my shoejust to waste my time with you"
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Real Lyric: "Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love"
The Misheard: "Swing, Swing, Swing from the table saw, my heart is crushed by a former love"
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Real Lyric: move along, move along
The Misheard: mow the lawn, mow the lawn
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Real Lyric: The first thing I met was a fly with no buzz and a sky with no ground
The Misheard: The first thing I met was a guy with a buzz and as I hit the ground
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Real Lyric: Chewing on a piece of grass,
walking down the road....
The Misheard: Chewing on a pizza crust,
walking down the road....
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Real Lyric: Walking man's road
The Misheard: Walking banjos
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Real Lyric: I've been thru the desert on a horse with no name.
The Misheard: I've been thru the desert on a horse with no legs.
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