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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Cradle Of Filth

    Song: Nymphetamine

    Real Lyric: Would your dark nails of faith

    The Misheard: Let your darkness of faith

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    Artist: Cradle Of Filth

    Song: Nymphetamine

    Real Lyric: I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones

    The Misheard: I baked you a pearLike a thong for the horny ones

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    Artist: Cradle Of Filth

    Song: Nymphetamine

    Real Lyric: Cold was my soul.

    The Misheard: Queen does my sock.

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    Artist: Cradle Of Filth

    Song: Nymphetamine

    Real Lyric: Sick and weak from my condition

    The Misheard: Seek a wig for my condition

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    Artist: Cradle Of Filth

    Song: No Time To Cry

    Real Lyric: Everything will be alright Everything will turn out fine Some nights I still can't sleep And the voices pass with time And I keep

    The Misheard: Everything will be alrightEverything will turn out fineSome nights I still can't sleepAnd the voices pass with Termignonis

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